Is it just me or you don’t really realise how drunk you are until you are in a bathroom alone???
Humans have a big cluster of dead keratin tendrils growing from our heads and we arrange them in different configurations and worry about whether other people find our keratin tendril arrangements aesthetically pleasing.
And now, the weather
i want dogs to be allowed at more places and i want children under 6 to not be
Kanto Illustrations 001 - 026 - Created by Piper Thibodeau
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they’ve been here…………
#touches the ground#it is still warm and there are dorito crumbs spread around#the stench of men’s rights in the air
*stands up slowly* *sniffs air*, “the stench is still strong” you whisper to yourself. You feel eyes from the other end of the aisle. Cautiously you turn around to see a white cis male in a black fedora and an ironic t-shirt with a meme reference.
"Hello" The brony squints "I see you’ve found the reminder I’ve left for you"
"Reminder?" you say, confused
"REMINDER THAT I DON’T BELONG IN THE FRIENDZONE" all of the sudden the brony does a magical girl transformation but nothing changes. He takes off his fedora, revealing another fedora. He throws the fedora at you. "I’LL SEND YOU TO THE FRIENDZONE" he shouts
You dodge the fedora “Good that’s where I want to be. The friendzone”
He continues to throw fedoras “I. DON’T. WANT. TO. BE. IN. THE. FRIENDZONE!!!” His eyes glow red
"I THOUGHT FRIENDSHIP WAS MAGIC" you cry out as you dodge fedoras
All of the sudden the brony stops. His arm fall to his side and the fedora tumbles out of his hand to the ground. Slowly, he lays on the ground in fetal position.
"You have used my own logic against me" and with that he fades, slowly disappearing into thin air. You turn back to the shelf just in time to see the fedora begin to fade into thin air. There’s a note on the fedora. You pick it up.
There’s a message written in chetto dust “I’m a nice guy” reads the note. You crumple up the note and throw it in the nearest recycling bin.
this is a thing of beauty
someone somewhere is meeting the love of their life right now and that’s pretty cool
how is sword art online gonna get a second season and not durarara literally what
at a restaurant while u high like
"can i order this"
"would you like a soup or a salad?"
"WHATS A SUPER SALAD"