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childservices:

"Ima need ur license and registration……and ur kik"

thepotteralliance:

sarcastic-snowflake:

tastefullyoffensive:

I love the look on his face when he gets to the smallest one.

fuck you

I can’t stop staring

814stops:

2014 

teacher: what do you want to be when you grow up?
me: the saviour of the broken, the beaten, and the damned

punkwarren:

striderdaves:

i love catfish so much because they act like theyre fbi agents or something when theyre really just using reverse google image search

i thought you meant the animal and let me tell you that was a wild minute of me trying to figure out the psychology of fish thinking they’re federal law enforcement

benjihunna:

6:17 am

benjihunna:

6:17 am

komaedanagitokun:

tiny cacti make me happy

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look at this tiny cactus

its so small and cute how can you not smile looking at it

pale0zoic:

koripxo:

thatduck-sureisugly:

I DONT THINK IVE EVER LAUGHED THIS HARD IN MY LIFE

do white people even have responsibilities n shit like how the fuck do you have time to do this nonsense

THAT FUCKING COMMENT

pale0zoic:

koripxo:

thatduck-sureisugly:

I DONT THINK IVE EVER LAUGHED THIS HARD IN MY LIFE

do white people even have responsibilities n shit like how the fuck do you have time to do this nonsense

THAT FUCKING COMMENT

jakethenicholas:

Person: “What type of music do you listen to?”

Me: 

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voiceofnature:

Every time people say animals don’t have feelings, I show them this.

25 Of The Best Parenting Moments In The Animal Kingdom

He likes ya.

698-5519:

luketriton:

why is sick as a dog a saying
why are dogs so sick

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look at this sick dog

rumpelstiltskln:

if I had a twin I would go into crowds of strangers and profess my love to someone and then say “if our love isn’t meant to be, I will go back in time and slap myself” and then my twin would burst in and slap me